Appraisal Letter

Just want to share with you guys the forward email which I receive from my friend recently.
Please read until the end of the letter, especially the last part. Then go thru the letter again.
LOL

Dear Mananger (HR),

Vivek, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard work in his cubicle. Vivek works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Vivek never
think twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finished given assignments on time. Often Vivek takes extended
measure to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Vivek is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Vivek can be
classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Vivek be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
sent away as soon as possible.

Signed - Project Leader



NB: That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report
sent to you earlier today. Kindly read on the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13)
for my true assessment of him.