媽咪笑話篇 - 細我30歲既老婆

有一對60歲既夫妻 .
一日, 有一個仙女o比o巨地每人一個願望 .

老婆：我希望可以環遊世界!!
仙女一叮! 老婆手上就o查住一張環遊世界既機票 .

老公唸o左一下 .
老公：我希望我有個細我30歲既老婆 !! 哈哈
叮! 仙女就將o巨變成90歲 .

媽咪笑話篇 - 耳聾機

我開車準備同家人去吃飯. 在路途中, 坐在後座既媽咪講o左一個笑話. 都幾好笑既.
同你地分享下啦.

媽咪：啊仁, 要唔要聽一個笑話?
啊仁：好啊!
媽咪：有一對夫妻. 老公剛剛買o左一個好貴既耳聾機 (助聽器), 怕老婆鬧.

老公：老婆, 今日我買o左一個非常好既耳聾機.
老婆：有幾好啊?
老公：戴上依個耳聾機, 連樓下煲水水滾都聽到!
老公：外面人家開摩多車, 一公里外都聽到!
老公：西利冇?　
老婆：... o感 ... 幾多錢啊?
老公：哦 ... 依家係 ... 兩點半囉 ...

媽咪：你地講, 好唔好笑?

Happy Valentine's Day

Goshh… Today I was totally exhausted from work. I went dirrectly to bed after arriving home. Wake up, had my dinner and sleep again. Wake up again around 11pm, switched on the TV and started to leap through the channels.

Today is Valentine’s Day, love is in the air. Expensive roses & chocolate, posh candle light dinner at river side. I'll be celebrating Valentine's day at home in front of the TV! Sad...

Here I found something interesting. Do you know what's the true meaning of different rose's colour and the meaning of number of roses? For those who already knew, just let it be a refreshment course la.


White rose - 2004 Summer .Regents Park .London .UK

The meaning of the rose colour
RED - Show love, passion and respect. Say “I love you”.
DEEP RED - Unconscious beauty.
PINK - Happiness, appreciation, admiration, friendship and sympathy.
LIGHT PINK - Grace, joy, gentility and admiration.
DARK PINK - Thankfulness.
LAVENDER - Love at first sight and enchantment.
WHITE - Happy love, secrecy admiration and innocence or charm.
YELLOW - I care; friendship, joy, gladness or freedom.
CORAL - Desire.
PEACH - Modesty.
ORANGE - Feeling of enthusiasm, desire and fascination.
WHITE & RED - Unity.

The meaning of number of roses
1 rose - Love at first sight
2 roses - Mutual feelings
3 roses - I love you
5 roses - I love you very much
6 roses - I love you, I miss you
7 roses - I'm infatuated with you
9 roses - Together as long as we live
10 roses - You're pretty
11 roses - You're my treasured one
12 roses - Be my steady
13 roses - Forever friends
15 roses - I'm really sorry
20 roses - I'm sin- ere towards you
21 roses - I'm committed to you
24 roses - You're always on my mind
36 roses - I'll remember our romantic moments
40 roses - My love is genuine
99 roses - I'll love you till the day I die
100 roses - I'm totally devoted to you
101 roses - You're my one and only


Red roses (Thinking of you) - 2004 Summer .Regents Park .London .UK

My friend, wish you all a happy Valentine’s Day.

My Coke burst!

OMG~ Two of my Cokes burst!



Discover that my cokes burst are due to the rapid changing weather recently, morning rains and dying hot in the afternoon.

Great…Lots of cleaning now...

Mum has a good excuse asking me to help her on house work.

Sushi King's mini yu sang

迷你魚生, Sushi King來拜年
Have you tried lou yu sang alone by yourself? I've tried it, and it's hilarious.
Lou-ing yu sang alone, is just like mixing instant mee goreng.


RM8.00 per portion, if i'm not mistaken... :>


Contain of: 4 types of veggie, 1 piece of salmon, 1 scallop, 1 crab meat stick & syrup.


lou ar 撈啊! Hm... not bad, not bad...

D' Hati ?

It's was one hot sunny afternoon. I was driving pass one of the shopping mall in old klang road. The light turns red, and I’m the 1st car stopped in front of the traffic light. While waiting for the green light, both my eyes was busying scanning around the neighbourhood and guess what I’ve spotted? OMG!! Jaya Jusco has changed name to ... what ... D'Hati ?? What a "nice name"!


It's pronounced as "D-hati"

Went home and hop into my working studio begin to search for D’Hati from the net. Oh…lucky it’s not Jaya Jusco changing the name, it’s J-One.
Aeon to invest RM6mil in three D’Hati stores
From J-One to D'Hati


BTW, is D'Hati like sort of lower class version of Jusco? Will other Jusco be gradually changing their name as well? Hmm, I wonder...

Nah! Who cares! As long as it won’t affect me enjoying myself shopping at Jusco in this festival season.

Dude, I broke my card

(死火, 我碌爆張卡)

chris: where's the nearest hsbc bank?
yan: just downstairs of my office
chris: ok, thanks

chris : Dai wok! my credit card can't use liao.. I swapped it until the card broke (我碌爆張卡)
yan : why leh, over limit ar?
chris: Impossible..

yan: how much is your credit card limit?
chris: 5K gua..I think...

yan: then what happened actually?
chris: my card is broken. I show you lah! with his hand holding the card
yan: LOL.. you memang keong!

Mum's birthday

媽咪生日

Mum's birthday lunch celebration @ shogan, 1 utama

Table full of delicious food

Dad was never fancy japanese food like my younger sis does. However he does ‘give face’ to my mum and he did pretty well.

We didn’t eat much but we feed ourselves ‘ngam ngam hou’, where the table occupied different type of dishes.

Dad & me

Bro & mum