Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Loh Bok Lai = Loh Bak Nai?

At GSC's main entrance, I spotted this poster.


International Screen @ GSC: Thing We Do When We Fall In Love 当我们同在一起


Can you spot out what's wrong with this poster?

There's nothing wrong with the name. But it just the English translation sounds funny, like "Lo Bak Nai" (萝卜奶).


Think twice in Malay, Hokkien, Hakka, Cantonese & Mandarin before naming your child.

Click here for movie official site

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

What to buy for my bro leh?

Gosh! Today already 15th May 07, two more days will be my elder bro's birthday!!
What to get for him leh, any suggestion?


My bro & Wallace

Friday, May 11, 2007

FU-YOH!! Yellow Friday!!

Teacher: Student, our topic for today is Yellow. Please make a sentence with yellow.

Student A: Yesterday I bought a pair of yellow hiking shoe and wear it to work today. One of my colleague said: "FU-YOH, all you only can see is his cool yellow shoe!"


Many thanks to Karen. Without her, I won't able to get 30% discount for this.


New Balance 872 - N-Lock, Off Road, Rock stop & Debris free.

Student B: My colleague wearing yellow polo shirt too, and he's prentinded to work very hard after working hour where everyone has leave the office.


I took this photo without his premission. he he ..

Student C: My living room have yellow tungsten down lights.


Sorry, cleaning in progress. No passing through.

Student C: Ripe mangoes turned yellow colour. Yummy.. yummy..


My dad with a plate of over ripens mangoes holding on his hand.


Student D: Today everyone make yellow sentence, so I call it today yellow friday!!


No photo allowed! It's friday, go home, go away!!!

Happy weekend, dude.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

VIVA means LIFE in Latin

Both my dad and bro was sitting at the dining table. Each of them having their own laptop side by side connected to the Wifi. It was so silent that only can hear our CPU fans blowing out the hot air. 3 of us were sooo concentrate on our own stuff; my bro checking his mail, my dad preparing his presentasion slide, my mum was sleeping and I'm reading Paul Tan's blog.

We had a short conversation, and my bro make fun of my dad. The conversation went on, and here how it's goes.

Onn: Yan, the VIVA is so ulgly la ... (then continue reads his mail)
Yan: .... (didn't pay attention on what he's talking)
Dad: What is VIVA?

Onn: He he he... A pretty women. No la, it's a car's name.
Yan: It's a car la! Perodua's new car (not knowing that my bro already told my dad).
Dad: I know it's a car. Your bro just told me that laaa.

10 seconds later...

Dad: Do you know what's the meaning of VIVA?
Onn: What?
Dad: VIVA is Latin word, it means 'LIFE'.
Onn: Yea.. I know.

Dad: Most of the Latin words which started with letter 'V' are related to LIFE.
Onn: Oh really? (Not convinced with the statement he made) How about Vitagin?
Dad: ... ...

5 seconds later...

Onn: How about Volvo? Visa ?
Dad: ... ...
Yan: LOL!

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

My 1st SLR lesson

2 weeks ago during the long weekend, I've got the chance to play with my dept camera - Canon EOS 350D. Yes, it's an entry level for SLR digital camera, not cheap ga...

On Saturday night, I went to KLCC with my bro to take some night shots, and he brought along his photo shooting gadgets. Wow, looks like very pro.


My 1st attempt, was taken at 6:30pm but it seems like 7:30pm.

We park our car at the road side with hazel lights on. Found a good spot, mark our territory and start shooting photos. I realised the advantage of digital SLR is that you can take much photo as you like!! The best part is there's no limitation and it’s recyclable. 'Chik-chak'! View display, Don't like it? Delete it!

Here's my home work after few quick SLR lessons given by my bro.


View from the KLCC basement parking's entrance


Front view of KLCC twin tower

OMG!! Bending KLCC twin tower!!


View from the back screen of my bro's MyVI . This photo was taken by my bro.


A ghost photo of mine taken by my bro. 'Now you see me, now you dont!'

Yay! I've got a PASS!
Not bad huh :P Want to know how I did it?

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Quote of the day

Quote of the day, laugh till your balls shake.

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I've made your horn louder."

LOL!! -_-

Monday, April 23, 2007

Dude, where's my credit card?

This incidence was happened on last 2 weeks ago (Sunday 15/04/07).

As usual,
1. I slot in my credit card into the petrol pump machine to make payment
2. Payment machine read the microchip
3. Show my details on the LCD screen
4. Request authentication and approval from bank
5. Payment approved by bank
6. Remove credit card from the machine, lift up the nozzle and began to pump petrol
7. After finished, put down the nozzle and get the receipt.
7. Close the petrol cover, start engine and drive away.

My bro drop me at purta station, jump on the train and I'm on my way to PC fare at KL convention center.

While on the train, I took out my wallet and slip the LRT ticket into the pocket. Then I realise my credit card wasn't there! Search around my jeans pocket, my bag and the wallet. No sign of the card, panic and fear began to rise up from my butt to my head!!! My goodness, I lost my card!

Faster call up my bro and ask him to return to the petrol station whether I left my card in the machine. But bad news for me, my card was not found there either. Immediately call up my dad to cancel the card, because he's the master card holder and my card is the supplemental card.

On my way back home, I feel something at back pocket. I FOUND MY CREDIT CARD!! OMG, how come I'm so careless!! My card has been cancelled, there's no way to reactivate it. To get another replacement card I have to make a police report, or else I have to pay RM50 for the replacement.

In the evening, Chun fetch me to police station which near by my house to launch a police report. Click here [Visit to police station]


The police report

Aiyerrr... so pai seh ... my bro, dad, mum, sis & all of my fellow buddies laugh at me.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Virginia Tech Shooter Home Video

This tragedy was happend on 16th April 2007 - Blacksburg, Virgina which shocked the whole world.


Click here for the video source

At least 32 people are confirmed dead and at least another 21 are wounded after a shooting at Virginia Tech University Monday morning, federal law enforcement officials told FOXNews.
More reports @ www.foxnews.com

Virginia Tech gunman Cho Seung-hui was diagnosed with autism after the family emigrated to the United States, a relative in South Korea said.
More reports @ www.foxnews.com

The victims came to Virginia Tech from around the United States and around the world, from different cultures and different continents. They ranged from teenagers just embarking on their careers to professors with decades of teaching experience.
More reports @ www.cnn.com

What's happening to our society, our community? This guy was really having mental break down. He needs help, and not guns. Buying guns to protect ourselves from threats OR to threats others' life to protect ourselves?

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Happy 'Burst-day' to me !!

11th April is my birthday, and in the same time Sushi King's also having 4 days promotion where they offers their members to enjoy their conveyor belt sushi for just RM2.00 per plate. All thanks to Chean and Chun for their generosity to treat me this Sushi Mania @ Sushi King, 1 Utama.






After stuffing our belly with sushi, we move our butt to Halo Cafe @ Cheras.


From left: Voon Chean, Chee Chun, Karen, Me & Yen Han
* Chee Kong was at Macau for business trip, where Ee Jet was jailed at home by his GF!! LOL!


Me & Karen Liew


Expensive Tiramisu birthday cake


Song Chee & Yen Han


Do they look a like/twins?


or both of them looks like Harry Potter?

Time flies, I'm 26th years old now, a new chapter of my life has started, prepare to say hi to 30's.

Thank God for His mighty love and kindness; always looks after me, be my shelter
whenever I face dificulties. Thank You once again. Amen.


My Birthverse:
Dear friends, since God so loved us, we also ought to love one another. 1 John 4:11 NIV

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Appraisal Letter

Just want to share with you guys the forward email which I receive from my friend recently.
Please read until the end of the letter, especially the last part. Then go thru the letter again.
LOL

Dear Mananger (HR),

Vivek, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard work in his cubicle. Vivek works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Vivek never
think twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finished given assignments on time. Often Vivek takes extended
measure to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Vivek is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Vivek can be
classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Vivek be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
sent away as soon as possible.

Signed - Project Leader



NB: That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report
sent to you earlier today. Kindly read on the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13)
for my true assessment of him.